Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Your Christmas Shopping Worries Resolved!

Well, being as I have been on nine flights and crossed the country and back in the last week, I have studied the back of an airplane seat very well. My husband and I went to visit my parents, and then I got to go on a business junket with my spouse. (more on that to come)

As you may know, one of the wonderful pieces of material that you can find in any major airline seatback, is the SkyMall catalog. It is full of the most useless yet intriguing specimens and gadgets that anyone would want in his/her home. Additionally, it one of the only things to read if, you are like me, never bring anything on board to keep yourself occupied other than your twiddling thumbs.

But, this month, I paid special attention, as I devised a special list complete with Christmas ideas for the whole family. Now, you have everyone taken care of courtesy of SkyMall and yours truly, and you don't have to leave your home and fight the Christmas traffic. Take a look see, and you'll be thanking me Christmas morn.

For Dad, we have the lawn ornament that will grace the yard with Asian style.

For Mom, she always has a tissue in hand for those teary eyed moments for movies and grandbabies.

For Junior, heaven forbid we should cook hot dogs the traditional way.

For The Spinster in the family (or Mary Mia) to take the babies for a walk

For the Oblivious Husband, Find a Handheld Version of one of these. They're cheaper, he'll think it's for him and you can use it when he's gone.

Finally, for the anal retentive geek traveler in your family, try this, and since he's going to look like a big loser anyway, you might as well get this, too.



Did I mention that I am really mad at my homestudy agency right now and am trying to find a way to deal with my anger other than punch a hole in my wall? They are slowing me down....big time...HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO VENT.

4 comments:

Gracencameronsmomy said...

Cant.stop.laughing...that pillopw thingy loks quite comfortable! Love the sumo wrestler too...How was the christmas party??
Lisa

Puddin' said...

I know you bought that tissue holder, c'mon admit it!

Very funny!!

Gen said...

What can I say about a constipated sumo wrestler and a horrific tissue holder----sheesh-can't say a thing, speechless and laughing!

M3 said...

Ah ha ha!!!!!!! That cat stroller is hilarious. Oh my god. (I think I secretly want it!)